Rolling Along - 41,292

I had a good writing day today. A long writing day, but a good one. Scott, Jill, Heather and I sat around eating samosas and M&Ms, drinking wine and coffee with Irish Cream. It was a lot of fun.

Earlier today, I wrote this little diddy to incorporate Drunk Kiefer Sutherland into my novel. I can't really put it into context, but I think it can stand on its own pretty well. I should say that I have discovered the story behind the now infamous sans pants incident!

An image of Roy and his thugs from that day in the forest popped into Mark’s mind. At first, he shuddered at the memory. But then something struck him. Something hilarious. He realized that he recognized one of the thugs as the infamous Kiefer Sutherland. When Kiefer Sutherland decides to party, he doesn’t just let his hair down. His pants come down, too – and his underwear! During a drinking session at Dimples karaoke bar in Winigo on family night, Kiefer decided to show off a few dimples of his own. After a few too many drinks, he stumbled over to the wrong table and sat down on a stranger’s lap. Kiefer was full of apologies as he staggered around the drinking den, bumping into pretty much everyone, while screaming “I’m smiling at you sideways” whilst pointing at his exposed butt. Although his old friend Roy belted out a song karaoke-style, Kiefer had a little trouble deciding what would suit his famously gruff voice. He pointed out a Billy Joel tune in the song book, but when he got up on stage, he could not manage more than the first few bars without begging the crowd to bail him out. The final act in the show was when Kiefer starting squealing and pooping, and had to be escorted out. Mark had been there that night, and had witnessed the whole thing. In fact, the whole event was over and Kiefer was home sleeping it off by 7:00 PM that very same night.

                
Until next time, faithful readers!